Written by Auntie Jean
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Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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An Alien from Alpha Centauri, our nearest Alien Colony popped in to Buckingham Palace this morning to borrow a cup of sugar. The Alien then sped off in his flying saucer as the Queen waved and blew a kiss. The Alien neighbours are apparently not noisy and teetotal.

The Queen told our Royal correspondent this morning, "They are foreigners but really nice people. They keep their garden tidy and wash their spaceship on Sundays. I've invited them to a garden party next week and I'm going to Knight them fot a nice surprise. They abducted Phillip last week for a few hours and ravaged him a little but we all saw the funny side of things later over a cup of tea and some biscuits.

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