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Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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Impressarios have been queuing up to put on a Hi-Tech Hologram Show featuring a posthumous album release by a dead druggie paedophile. The paedophile cannot be named as his family sue the ass off anything that moves.

Leading Necro-pervert D.J. Sir Jimmy Savile will virtually fondle young girls and spin posthumous discs. The concert is expected to sell out despite several critics describing the cobbled together "music" as much worse than any pre death rubbish that the nameless weirdo produced in his drug hazed final years. Jarvice Cocker has called the concert "More Narcissistic antics by the dead Christ Impersonator. Not worth wiggling my butt at!".

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