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Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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A special helicopter

"Attaboy" Royal Baby Hero Prince George has already gained as many medals as the Duke of Edinburgh and Saddam Hussein combined after a successful first day of duty in a combat helicopter on the front line.

According to sources, he shot three terrorists before they could trigger a deadly I.E.D and flew the £500 million stealth helicopter 100 km. to safety with no rotors.

The adorable little baby Prince has asked for no special favours from the military and goes into battle wearing Purple Ermine and a flashing 1000 L.E.D. crown.

Taliban leaders are said to be falling over themselves to pick him up and cuddle him. His record for military bravery beats the existing one set by Prince Andrew at the age of three who earned 29 medals for single handedly ending communism in the Soviet Union with a wooden horse and a plastic sceptre.

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