Drones monitoring possible post Scottish Independence alliances have accidentally killed Kim Jong Un's Ambassador to Independent Scotland, Auntie Beryl Un II. President Obama today apologised for the tragic error, saying that U.S. sympathies at rhis terrible time lay profoundly as always with the North Korean lunatic, Kim Jong Un.
Reports of possible alliances with failed States forming potential Axis of Evil relationships with post apocalyptic Scotland have made Drone operators very trigger happy, Mr. Obama explained. Alax Salmon has denied any intention of allowing the Outer Hebrides to be used as pirate nuclear submarine bases. "What you see is what you get" Laird Salmon told our Accidental Dronings staff today.