The Daily Mail has announced it has allegations made by a former Royal servant, pertaining to HRH Queen Elizabeth II being discovered in a "compromising situation" in one of the bedrooms at Buckingham Palace. We are told the allegations involve affairs with the US President, George W. Bush.
Our source tells us that on Thursday, 20th November, The Queen was found in one of the royal bedroom suites. We are led to believe that Mr. Bush was also in the room, wearing a pair of the royal knickers, embellished in gold with the Windsor's coat of arms.
Mr. Bush is reported to have said, "Gee Lizzy, these fancy-pants sure are comfy. Do you mind if I keep a pair? My briefs are a bit scratchy, what are these, silk? Maybe I'll make myself King of America. It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think? Then I can have my own silky knickers, with the stars and stripes sewed on."
This is the second incident involving a member of the Royal family in a compromising situation. Public opinion is still wary of how far they trust the current monarchy.