A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and my extended family.
The former politician a court, that he had to prize the MP out of the alleged victim in a bar in the resort (dump) during the 2003 Conservative Party Conference.
He asked a colleague what was going on and was told "that's just him, that's what he does".
It isn't the first time, and not likely to be the last time, a member of the British government has had to be forcibly ejected from another man.
In 1928, while vacationing in Brighton, a young Winston Churchill had to call friends after he became stuck inside his butler.
Readers may recall Tony Blair, getting trapped inside George Bush, and in turn, George Bush becoming attached to Blair, during a bizarre sequence of events leading up to the invasion of Iraq.
'British politicians are always getting pulled out of boys' laughed one MP, 'it's a cultural thing, the Houses of Parliament is filled with prizing levers, vaseline and rope, to be used in emergencies, whenever this common event occurs.'