London - (STT News) The UK's 'Maley Dale' today published verification that the effort to swap physical and digital concepts for national borders is just about back on track.
According to Dale, there are only a few remaining obstacles to tearing down existing national boundaries and that as soon as the US is herded properly, the plan can go forward.
As it stands right now, the biggest problem is decommissioning the American Constitution, forcefully disarming roughly 87 million gun owners, taking down individual state governments and building enough detention camp space for roughly two-thirds the population.
When asked why this story was available in the UK and not the US, Dale replied, "Their domestic media (US) is already held in such contempt and distrust that you could see them say that a stop sign was red or that cops beat people to death daily and... well, no one would believe them."
So, what's next? Maley Dale once more informs us, "Once national borders are erased, digital borders will be erected with what is being termed, 'virtual razor wire' to prevent people from visiting websites in other former sovereign nations. Web surfers will be required to register with Facebook for what basically amounts to a passport. To get this, one will be required to surrender full name, date of birth, physical address, phone number, blood type and political preferences."
The new digital passport would be used to assure safety from virtual terrorists. Of course, politicians, lawyers, doctors, insurance personnel and the wealthy would be exempt.
Dale closed, explaining how before the US is stripped down, searched and confined... there were other smaller obstacles along the way. "Japan and South Korea must be rendered, by force if need-be, unable to defend themselves while at the same time, China and Russia have to simply agree not to do anything wrong."