London, UK - More lurid Cold War secrets are out tonight with the news that Sir Blaggo Red-Crave was a commie bastard who sold his soul to the effing Stasi.
And his eldest daughter, Lady Clitora Red-Crave, is a two-faced, Putin-fellating', hard-assed snitch.
In the end it got so bad that British security chiefs threatened to out him along with all his commie chums.
These included double agents Donald Maclean and Guy Burgess, Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother and her brother Anthony Blunt, thespians John Gielgud and Lawrence Olivier plus a whole load of other scum.
Sir Blaggo's security file remains heavily redacted with plenty of Spooks Central thick black ink erasing the actor's three-way gang bangs with Lady Antonia Fraser and the Duke of Edinburgh.
Also test results from a London STD clinic that acted as a pervy recruiting ground for up and coming turncoat spooks.
In the 1980s the building was refurbished and rented out to some bent London attorneys as their business chambers and a blue plaque commemorates the orifice's greatest son:
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair once practised law here it says.