A UK woman caught red-handed by French police attempting to smuggle illegal immigrants into Britain claimed she was just doing her normal business, offering international gang-bangs!
The Gendarmerie stopped her at Calais and found several illegal immigrants in the back of her camper while she attempted to board a cross channel ferry. When asked why the gentlemen were laying in the back of her vehicle she gave the following answer:
"They are my paying customers and I am only doing my work, I am an international whore and specialise in gang bangs and these guys certainly needed some! So I obliged!"
The men also denied attempting to enter the UK illegally and also gave the following statement:
"We just love it!"