Written by VWVonHagen
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Topics: Alex Ferguson

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Manchester, England. Former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been cautioned for attempting to "play mind games" with his neighbours as they go about their daily business.

Ferguson has startled residents on his street by staring angrily in through their windows chewing gum and pointing at his watch. One man who wished to remain unnamed reported that Ferguson is reported to have accused him of "always trying harder when it's against us" while the man did some work in his front yard.

"He thinks he's still managing in the Premier League" said another. "The referees and the other clubs may have let him walk all over them but we won't stand for it here this is a quiet road."

Ferguson gave a press conference to local media yesterday in which he stated "When I moved on to this road my brief was to knock these neighbours off their effin' perch and you can effin' well print that."

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