Boris Karloff Johnson, the Mayor of London is to cover London and the Home Counties with 4 metres of snow on Monday with a M.O.D. atomic snow bomb. On looking through the accounts it was found that there was a 10 billion pounds surplus which must be used up before June 2014.
The snow money, which can be used to make floods worse only, is not transferable for adverse weather relief purposes and if not used will have to be re-allocated to a fund set up to buy N.H.S. equipment with.
Mr. Johnson said this morning "I don't know what all the fuss is about, 4 metres is only a quarter of an inch isn't it? This will mean all of our snow equipment will be maintained, instead of being left to rust.
Otherwise a lot of blizzard whingeing will happen if it really snows like the flood whingeing in Somerset. It is important to use up EU money in an appropriate way".