Clarence House, London - (Associated Mess): Aides to the Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain have issued commemorative portraits of Camilla, Charles and his personal Guru following overwhelming public demand under the 9/11 UK Freedom of Disinformation Act.
The picture shows the previously inconspicuous and much-shrouded royal adviser in his true ceremonial colours.
It is taken from a selection of photo-op images from a recent visit to the Ashram where the Guru advises top-notch claimants to the various European royal houses as well as members of the Bush Administration and minders of Pope Joseph Ratzinger.
A Clarence House spokesman said that Charles is at pains to bend over backwards to show his warm appreciation of the lifetime's priceless advice received from his Guru following earlier criticism of undue secrecy in the matter.
And a special suite of rooms is being prepared at the Highgrove residence for a reciprocal visit by his much revered enlightenment master later this year, just as soon as relevant innoculations and PetPlan micro-chip tagging formalities have been completed by the local authorities.