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Saturday, 4 November 2006

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Chelsy cant stomach Harry's Ginger Nut any longer

KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa - "His ginger hair and freckles make me puke, it's over between us", a seemingly tipsy Chelsy Davy was heard slurring as she lurched out of a wine bar on Thursday night, supported by a handsome black mystery man.

These comments come hot on the heels of the rumoured split that occurred at Ms Davy's 21st birthday celebration where partygoers overheard the stunning blonde yell at the Prince, "I don't care who your family is, you suck the big one and I'm carrying another man's child".

Speculation is that the baby's daddy is likely to be the mystery man seen propping up Chelsy and gently wiping vomit from her mouth at the wine bar. A patron recognised Chelsy's 6ft 4inch ebony companion as Nootoo, a local kindergarten teacher and nude life model. "Nootoo is held in high esteem around town, he is famous for his generously proportioned and aesthetically exquisite genital area. Artists come from miles around to capture the beauty."

When asked to comment, a Buckingham Palace spokesman has said, "It is totally ridiculous to say that the Prince has red hair. There will be no further comment on this outrageous suggestion."

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