Written by Auntie Jean
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Topics: Flooding, Airport

Sunday, 16 February 2014

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Somerset is to become a new Boat Plane airport, making the new Heathrow terminal redundant.

The new terminal will be flooded and made into a water park instead, an Environment comedian announced this morning.

A Newt enthusiast told our reporter:

"In view of Ed Mlliband's shift towards "Green Politics" we are trying to help by putting dolphins in the new lake and eventually converting it into Somerset Boat Plane Terminal 2.

"All planes using Heathrow will have to be powered by hybrid engines and capable of landing on water."

Somerset is to be awarded the Nobel Environment prize for becoming the world's biggest seagull sanctuary.

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