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Topics: Wales, sheepshagger

Friday, 7 February 2014

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A micro-sheep this morning

Uranus has long fascinated the Welsh by virtue of it having thirteen rings.

Cymgoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaub in Wales has launched a capsule containing a "Genesis" probe and microsheep on an unannounced Space launch intended to colonise Uranus. Sheep are a precursor of Welsh settlements everywhere and The Welsh have long had a fascination with Uranus.

Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun in the Solar System. Its surface is different from that Earth. It is not as rocky and hard. It is the second largest planet in our Solar System and has at least 27 moons and 13 rings. Recent observations by Scientists with a telescope on LLanwynbodenkatanarasimharagwynnuvarigoch (Mount Snowdon) have shown large green areas, thought to be prime sheep grazing meadows.

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