Those who can get to Torquay and the English Riviera later this year to bask in the sun in a pleasant climate will now find that their favourite spot has been lost in the sea.
A local has told our special Spoof weather man, now swimming in the sea off the Devon coast observing the smashing of the coastal defences, that 'it has never been so bad as it is now and it's going to get worse'.
Spoof forecasts are for the coasts of South West England to disappear within the next two years. 'We have looked at the Gulf Stream and it has altered for ever' said Montague Morgan who has been forecasting weather accurately for twenty years.
Britain's Defence Secretary has taken over from all other Ministries to coordinate the 'war against the climate' and has been chairing emergency Cobblers meetings incessantly for days.
Prime Minister Cameron explains that until now he has been 'swimming against the tide' over climate change but now finds all lights have changed from red to green.
UKIP has called for nuclear weapons to used against the rising tides, cleverly cornering their votes in the West Country for the coming elections.