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Monday, 3 February 2014

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In need of non-idiots

In a sensational disclosure to a Sunday newspaper, David Cameron admitted yesterday that there are some things in life that are probably not the fault of the previous Labour Government. These are: Kim Jon un, the first world war, the second world war, Mark Thatcher, Justin Beiber, The One Show, Graham Norton, Hitler, UKIP and Bin Laden.

The admission, thought to be a strategic bridge building exercise before Nick Clegg gets thrown to the lions in the next election, took Mrs. Fiona Farquouse by surprise. "I know the student population want to bury Nick Clegg at the next election so the P.M. is looking for non-idiots to form a possible coalition with."

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