Written by Patrick Kenny
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Saturday, 1 February 2014

There was consternation in the Liberal Democrats as an MP blogged 'The floods in Somerset are a warning from God - they are Divine retribution for the country rejecting the Alternative Vote system.

It is clear that it is His will for the country to have a system which gives voters the right to fully express their political views in a modern, innovative manner, which, although slightly confusing and not quite as impressive as the method used in the Bundestag, is still better than the current system. The storms, pestilence and war that has resulted in the last few years was entirely predictable.

I dread to think what will happen if the Government doesn't introduce the Mansion Tax.'

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