Written by Auntie Jean
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Topics: Flooding, Refugees

Thursday, 30 January 2014

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A UKIP comedy party spokesperson told our reporter this morning that the party had no problem with the scores of Somerset refugees entering Britain illegally. "These people will be held at a central processing unit and dealt with according to EU rules.

They are not scroungers or itinerants. Many of them would face torture or imprisonment if they were deported to Somerset. Many of them are refugees from the London dictator, Boris Karloff. Pirates from nearby Cardiff have been attacking the vulnerable boat people and shouting poetry at them. These people are confused 'blue rinse' potential UKIP voters and should be allowed into Britain illegally" he said.

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