Sandhurst, UK - (Associated mess): The elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, William, has been reported as having 'lost his marbles' at a firing range shoot-out at Sandhurst military academy where he is a cadet.
Other sources have claimed he gave his machine gun to former Home Secretary David Blunkett who was lying in wait "in the Bushes" in the Berkshire campus grounds.
Blunkett was recently in the news following allegations in his biography that a HMP Belmarsh governor had refused his direct orders to 'machine-gun' rioting inmates at the top-security detention center in East London following an outbreak of mass-hysteria at Abu-Hamza's new botox make-over at UK tax-payers' expense.
Tomorrow, William is expected to receive a "severe dressing-gown" from Sandhurst's cadet training corpse sergeant.
That might just spoil his chances of winning the academy's annual 'Top Gun' award of the Sword of Honor for trainees displaying leadership skills.
More news expected tomorrow.