Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Police, Cannabis

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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This is England not Holland, Dumbo!!!

A British man, who owned a cannabis plantation in his cellar, called the police while thieves broke into his home after being informed that the owner was just about to have a bumper harvest.

The dastardly thieves went down into the cellar and nipped the buds (to coin a phrase) and after hearing something suspicious downstairs, the owner, Mr Hiasakite (name changed for legal reasons), called the local constabulary to inform them of the intruders who were busy nicking his beloved plants!

Now the UK has strict rules about growing cannabis and obviously this man must have Dutch relatives and thought; "what they can do I can do better!"

He was promptly arrested and the rest of his plants destroyed. As for the thieves, they were spotted flogging the stuff in the local park, and were last seen dashing for it in a fat black BMW with the Rozzers in pursuit.

The judges sentencing Mr Hiasakite told him he was a stupid, stoned imbecile and even offered him a place in the local Mental Institute, he refused and is now doing time in the slammer alongside other plantation growers who did not invite the police around for a guided tour!

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