Written by Johnny Moodis
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Tuesday, 18 November 2003

Bush surprised a crowd of London common folk today when he stated in a speech on the steps of Buckingham Palace that he was visting for one reason and one reason only: partying.

"I'm in London, England!," shouted Bush into a hand-held mic, "Now I heard a rumor that London knows how to party. Is it true? Can I get some confirmation out here?!"

As the crowd cheered Bush grabbed the hose of a keg of beer and sprayed it onto the people as Prime Minister Tony Blair pumped. Bush located a few women wearing white shirts and drenched them until what they were wearing, or weren't wearing, underneath became visible.

"Now who wants to show this good ol' American boy how the real London partyers do it?" screamed Bush as he took off his tie and twirled it in the air.

Bush then dove off the stage and was caught by the crowd. He proceeded to surf his way around as the speakers blared the KISS song Rock and Roll All Night.

"I never knew he was so wild," said Geena Jones of Liverpool, "I always thought he was just a warmonger who cared more about blowing up countries than his country's economy, but it turns out he's a warmonger who cares more about blowing up countries than his country's economy who can party his arse off!"

The party at Buckingham is expected to go on well into early morning, with live performances by Motorhead and Dio.

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