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Friday, 3 January 2014

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Secret Royal palaces all over Scotland are already being evacuated due to fears of a revival of the William Wallace syndrome coinciding with the release of "Braveheart 2." in September. The film will star Melanie Gibson as Braveheart's red haired daughter.

It is thought that "Highland Clearances" in reverse will occur, where Royal "hanger's on" and their sheep will be replaced by crofters and smallholders. When the oil, gas, nuclear submarines and grouse are confiscated it is thought that combined Scottish forces will sneak down and take over the Isle of Man, making them eat square sausages and stand in ladies' skirts with white boots on playing bagpipes.

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