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Thursday, 2 January 2014

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At the UKIP annual New Years Eve party in Buckinghamshire Palace, party members ate so many of the Duke of Edinburgh's swans that the Duchess of Cambridge had to go out into the gardens and shoot a hundred more.

Swans are always on the menu at the annual event as they are donated to the UKIP party by anonymous Eastern European immigrants.

Swans can normally only be bought from Prince Philip's Foi Gras and Swan market stall in Smithfields, but Northern and Eastern European immigrants have a Royal dispensation to shoot and eat all the ducks and swans they can eat, so consequently they gift them to sympathetic Political Parties.

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