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Tuesday, 17 December 2013

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William Wallace Jr.

Alexei Salmon, Jacobite King in waiting and a descendant of William Wallace is set to charge down with a broadsword on horseback with Catalonian mercenaries and take the pasty faced Sassenachs by surprise when he wins the Independence referendum next spring.

"All that Droit du Segneur will stop and we are keeping the Scone stones, whats more we will become good at football" said Alexei. Catelonia, which doen't like Neo Fascist Prime Ministers is joining forces with us to form a new E.U. State, but England will have to have our consent to re-apply for E.U. membership."

David Cameron's nuisance processing aide said. "If I remember rightly Mel Gibson's character was betrayed and humanely hanged drawn and quartered, so if we get hold of Alexei after an unsuccessful coup we will do that and then nuke Scotland.

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