Written by Auntie Jean
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Saturday, 14 December 2013

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You will come back again and again like a didgery doo

Australia, keen to establish its cultural presence on a Global scale is to open a Pisstro restaurant in Horrids, Knightsbridge.

Michelin 4 tyre chef, Johnny Craddock will be serving up from a whopping 1000 different burger choices, chips and baked beans. Some nice Strine plonko to wash it down will be available and there might be an impressive beer list.
Now that Dame Edna has retired from International Ambassadorial duties we might have a chance.

We are thinking of getting popular entertainer Rolf Harris to put his name to a "Didgery Doo Burger". So look out Heston Blooming Thal and Michael Caine and all those Roux people, Pisstros are here!!!!

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