'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."'
A Vatican spokesperson.
'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofers. They have a frequency range of between 28 - 140 HZ. Perfect for bass frequencies.'
'We were kept up till about two in the morning. Just, "duff duff duff duff." I was ready to go over with a baseball bat. But when Pope Francis told me it was for Mandela, I had a change of heart.'
Next door neighbour.