Written by Auntie Jean
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Friday, 6 December 2013

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Prince Philip's funeral (simulation).

Royal Comedian, Prince Philip has remembered who Nelson Mandela is.

"Hey I know him, I asked him what he did two years ago at one of the Missus's Street Parties".

I can't remember what he said, though, and at that time he was ill due to some out of date prawns, the Missus had cooked, so he couldn't remember where he was. God bless him and may he rest in peace.

I'm fully recovered from my own little health problems now and probably won't die for a while, so dealing with Mr. Mandela's death is probably good practice for the predictable media circus when I go. Do those black chappies have the same sort of funerals that we have, one wonders.

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