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Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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Don't mention the war

The nationalities of the 10 funniest comedians in the world are:

1) American
2) British
3) Israeli
4) Irish
5) Scottish
6) Vietnamese
7) Chinese
8) North Korean
9) Afghanistan
10) German

This is according to exit polls at Jousters Comedy Establishments. The German comedians think they are funny but there's always the uncomfortable feeling that if you don't laugh you will be taken outside and never heard form again. The glare at you after each joke, and the subject matter of the jokes are always rules,sausages and orders.

They need to look at modern comedy such as Arthur Askey said Benjamin, although I haven't watched a stand up comedian since 1960. The German comedian's idea of a stand up joke is to bellow "You will stand up now!!" through a loudhailer.

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