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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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A John Cleese Wife Impersonator

LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third divorce and has had mommy issues all his life.

"My mother was a monster," stated Mr. Cleese, several times in the press over the course of many years. "If I was to play in a building that looked like a giant vagina, I shudder to think what would happen. It's like travelling back to the womb in a way, and I've never really been that far from it, if you take a close look at most of my comedy bits"

His four wives have admitted that they've had a close look at his comedy bits and, with the exception of his last one who reserved judgement, they were all stumped.

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