Written by Auntie Jean

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Topics: David Cameron, China

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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Gibraltar is not Hong Kong

Dave Cameron has taken a tip from Rajoy's Gibraltar snatch back try and is demanding Hong Kong back.

Daring Dave has said he will cause big border queues punishing women and children like Mariana Rajoy does in Spain.

Yesterday, Dave had a big Chinese meeting but said that half an hour afterwards he could murder a Chinese.

The interpreter took this literally and Mr. Cameron was taken somewhere for clarification of the issues but released two hours later.

Hong Kong used to be British but it was decided to let China have it because they were bigger than us.

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