Prime Minister David Cameron has accidentally negotiated a super deal with China on free delivery of takeaway special meals for two within 20 miles. China has agreed to use its influence on British Chinese food takeaway outlets in a major concession to U.K. Environment lobbyists.
The saving on carbon emissions by millions of cars not having to drive for a takeaway will mean that thousands of pensioners will be warmer due to less "Green Tax" on their bills.
The Chinese Environmental Minister yesterday promised that there would still be a bag of free prawn crackers but the price of plastic forks would have to rise to 15p. A mistake by an interpreter led to the accidental deal.
Mr Cameron was apparently trying to say "I hope you can deliver on human rights issues" The Minister said "Your name please? Camelol?" and jotted the deal down on a notepad in simplified Mandarin orange Chinese script.