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Sunday, 1 December 2013

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Another fruitcake

More threats from "The Eagles Lair" in Madrid were issued by SuperMario Rahoy yesterday.

Screaming from his Ivory Tower he said that the border queue punishment (mostly hampering working Spanish people)imposed on Gibraltar to cover up a bag of worms in his own government would be extended to a minimum of 16 hours.

"I will stop all aircraft to and from Gibraltar and ships won't be able to dock. Expats will be questioned every day and made to man the 26 extra planned border queue lanes. Nothing will stop my mission to revert Spain into a major "3rd world" dictatorship."

Gibraltar however continues its meteoric boom and is attracting much sympathy and massive investment as a result of the publicity generated by the rantings of the comedy Spanish Prime Minister.

The Gibraltar spokesman could not answer the phone when we called for fits of laughing.

David Cameron's robot, William Hague said yesterday "I might get someone to send a letter to someone if Gibraltar is actually invaded and not just ranted at." I quote for example the invasion of Poland prior to WW2. We still won the war I think."

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