The S.A.S. Britain's world beating James Bond style Special Air Services are to prepare for deployment to Hell Holes like Afghanistan by being driven through the streets of Delhi in motor cycle taxis, it was announced this morning.
Thought to be the most brown trousering activity outside active service, the horrifying experience will prepare them for anything, by allowing them to actually look death in the face.
Recently facing Government recommendations for improved training accountability, M.O.D. officials will accompany them.
Speculation about follow up courses travelling on Spanish passenger trains and holidays on Italian cruise liners was dismissed as speculation by the alleged Chief of Staff in Brecon yesterday.