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Friday, 22 November 2013

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'I'm afraid I have to kill you.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts.

'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.'

A Military official.

'At this stage we're pretty sure that he has a face. But given the circumstances we're unable to prove that...and I don't like that about him!'

Military psychologist.

'He gives me the creeps. Despite having a tea towel on his head. He can see fine...and I've heard rumours. They train these guys from birth. They're not even aloud to see their own reflection. Let alone a mirror. Some of these guys can speak telepathically you know.'

Military analyst.

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