A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts.
'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.'
A Military official.
'At this stage we're pretty sure that he has a face. But given the circumstances we're unable to prove that...and I don't like that about him!'
'He gives me the creeps. Despite having a tea towel on his head. He can see fine...and I've heard rumours. They train these guys from birth. They're not even aloud to see their own reflection. Let alone a mirror. Some of these guys can speak telepathically you know.'