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Topics: David Cameron, GCHQ

Monday, 4 November 2013

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What Happened Next?

Our exclusive leak comes to us from GCHQ, a source we have had on tap for some time.

After taking appropriate advice we can reveal the amazing leak horror sensation!

The leak took place in broad daylight in the gardens of No 10 when the Prime Minister peed openly on his compost heap. George Osborne's aide, General Charles Horatio Quinton (The renowned GCHQ) , who happened to be looking out of a window in No 11, quickly took a photo of the event for his Album.

He then sent the snap to your fearless reporter with a memo which he had found in David Cameron's dustbin.

It came from his father, Ian Cameron, who headed his memo 'LOL'. It read:

"First a Con from Labour over Energy Charges, then a Gimmick over the Living Wage. Why didn't you think of these popular ideas first? Come on David, show us all what a Coul Son you are!"

After a visit from a senior civil servant I have had to destroy the photo of Cameron peeing in the gardens of No 10, but I have already sent copies to Vladimir Putin and the Queen.

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