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Thursday, 31 October 2013

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Cameron promoting his 'other face' today

Due to the Government's campaign of advertising on the side of a van, 60 illegal immigrants have now left the country.

Earlier in the month the Advertising Standards Authority banned the advert carried on the vans, saying that they had received 60 complaints saying that the advert was offensive.

Interestingly the list of names who had complained corresponded, more or less exactly, to the list of people who have since left the country.

David Cameron, today campaiging in Brixton, talked about the new immigration plans. However, he was immediately criticized by the locals for speaking in English.

Market Trader Ranklin Distemper said, "David Cameron is a two-faced liar, just like all the other politicians. He spends the whole election campaign vowing to be tough on immigration, yet the minute he becomes Prime Minister he employs a bloody foreign secretary."

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