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Wednesday, 23 October 2013

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White Widow on one of her better daze

London - A classic 'Il Duce' one-finger gesture saw royal brat George Windsor greet the Archbishop of Canterbury today trumped only by mother Kate Middleton channeling the White Widow in a meringue-themed christening get-up from George At Asda.

"Aw, doesn't he remind you of Silvio Berlusconi, Philip?" the Queen chuckled as the babe made his Predator Chapel Royal, St James's debut looking like the Italian psycho ex-PM.

All the usual Middleton family gangsta members were in attendance including Theresa May's daft cuckoo of a son James Middleton who'd grown a Police Identikit Parade-busting beard for some unknown reason.

They were joined by an odd rag-bag of Establishment wannabes acting a godparents to the three month-old sprog including the eldest son of the faux Duke of Westminster, outed decades ago as a complete and utter fake.

After the ceremony the christening party legged it to Buckingham Palace for foie gras and champagne all care of the cash-strapped Brit taxpayer.

Samantha Lewthwaite is 69.

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