Written by victoria
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Topics: Kids, Fire

Monday, 17 November 2003

The papers are often full of claims that today's youth are forgetting how to spell; they'd rather spend their time texting crazy new letter combinations to each other than sitting in, in front of a log burning fire reading the dictionary, unbelievable.

Despite this apparent lack of language skills these ‘kids' are able to perform technological miracles, when one child was questioned concerning this matter he just looked at us blankly and then proceeded to re-program his Nan's microwave clock (she'd been living 5 hours behind the rest of us, shame) amazing.

Scientists believe that there is no cure for this unfortunate ‘illness' that is sweeping through a whole generation; their best and only solution is to cull the diseased generation and start again with the next-many mums and ‘special' meat sellers agree, the scientists main concern is for the future of the country ‘we'd have an illiterate, big eared simpleton who doesn't take on board a word that you say, running the country' we already do Mr. Scientist, we already do.

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