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Thursday, 22 August 2013

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God has a word with Cameron

In an extraordinary revelation, Prime Minister David Cameron has described a recent visit he has had from God.

'It was an amazing mystical experience' he told journalists on the beach at a Cornish seaside resort.

Eager hacks, including yours truly from Spoof, questioned him further.
'What did God say to you?' I asked.

'He told me to resign' was the shock reply.

'But are you going to follow his advice?'

'I'm considering alternative offers God suggested to me' replied the PM furtively.

He would not be drawn further on his mystical experience, even when offered an ice cream cone.

'Do you think I can be bribed by an ice cream cone?' he flashed angrily 'at least put some ice cream in it!'

Quickly, the bribe was augmented with the very best Cornish Ice Cream.

'Well, now you ask' commented Cameron, giving the ice cream a good lick 'God did intimate to me that I had a future underground.'

This strange answer left us flummoxed.

Then it all became clear. It was not the work of the Devil that was on offer, David was to be a mole for the fracking industry!

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