Britain's population has increased at an incredible rate in the last year, with an extra 300,000 people now living in the country. That is a higher increase than any other EU nation.
Prime Minister David Cameron welcomed the news. He said that there were a number of factors behind the rise:
- a large amount of layabouts and chavs who had nothing better to do than reproduce;
- a rising number of immigrants who don't understand the meaning of 2.4 children;
- an education system which did not even attempt to teach young people about birth control.
He declared that he was proud his government had been responsible for all of these.
He added, "Britain now has more scum than any other country in Europe. Our plebs are among the most fertile in the world, and can out-breed the Huns and the Frogs combined. Let us rejoice!"