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Monday, 22 July 2013

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After the acquittal of George Zimmerman by a jury in Florida politicians in the UK have been considering bringing in the UKs version of the "Stand Your Ground" law. Back and to the Left news understands that the first drafts of the law have already been presented to the Prime Minister as he dined out at our expense (the taxpayers not BATTL news, we simply don't have that sort of disposable income after the government cut our benefits. BASTARDS!)

The law is said to learn from the mistakes of the American one and will help reduce the amount of people getting stupidly stabbed on the street. A source said:

"The law will enable worried, vulnerable people who are standing in bars or on the street to get their retaliation in first before the inevitable raping happens."

Curious as to what he was getting at and as to how we'd once again found ourselves conducting a interview in a toilet we listened:

"When a gentlemen, somebody with money, is walking down the street and he notices someone the coming the other way. A down and out one of those working class people or even a foreigner let's say. It's obvious that this person will want what the gentlemen has and because they are most likely jacked up on drugs they won't think twice about brutally gouging the gentlemen's eyes out and taking his designer watch. This law will enable the gentleman to recorgnise the threat posed and to open fire at them with a high powered weapon."

"Is this not just an excuse to shoot the poor and people who look differently to you?" We asked, more than a little worried as our attire gave us away as one of the poor. Our clothes had more holes in than....than....well than in George Zimmerman's defence case.

"Well you could look at it in that way." He replied winking.

Then once again we were alone and feeling rather confused, like the end of most of our sexual experiences.

As a side note in Scotland it would be known as the "What You Looking At Pal?" law and will be applicable to everyone not just those in the money.

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