London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal.
"Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', heheh," the bemused flight path arranger added, "so this spot of morbid humor is nothing new."
The revamped building will cater to kick-the-bucketshop holidaymakers enroute to euthanasia clinics on the Costa del Sol that are currently doing a roaring trade in cut-price Eurozone pensioner sendoffs.
The cryogenic stasis-assisted bye-bye currently comes in at five thousand squid including flight, airport taxes and transfers from the smart newly refurbished terminal
It was due to be opened on April Fools Day by the Queen who mysteriously chickened out at the eleventh hour after courtiers said 'someone's gotta be pulling your leg, Ma'am'.
Contractors working on the site's remodelling hope to be finished during Her Maj's 60th Anniversary of the Hoax Coronation.
A proxy topping out ceremony might just be considered if the Queen drops dead ahead of completion.