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Saturday, 23 September 2006

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Smoking gun? The No 1 Lame Duck Prime Monster

London - (AssocCIAted Mess): Police officers from the Met's Anti-Corruption Unit have given their strongest hint yet that they have found the smoking gun they need to bust the lame duck Prime Monster in their investigation of the bungs-for-peerages conspiracy scam.

The move comes just days after Blair's blind trust portfolio bagman and Middle East envoy Lord Levy was interrogated for a second time by the Unit after serial political sperm donor Sir Christopher Bung Evans grassed him up and said he had been solicited by Levy for a £1million 'loan' to Labour Party coffers on the understanding this would get him a cushy front row seat in the House of Lords as the government's official spokesman on the treatment of terminal acne.

As he puts his finishing touches to his annual speech to the Party faithful at next week's Labour Party conference in Manchester on Tuesday, Blair is said to be feeling 'reasonably confident' that he can count on the support of his old time mucker and 'Third Way' enthusiast ex-President Bill Clinton who will be there to support him on his big day as he takes the stage at London's Royal Albert Hall to lectur a sell-out audience on the theme of 'Lame Ducks for the Future'.

However, UK investigative hacks with serious connections to the Met's Anti-Corruption Unit are following their own smoking gun trail after persistent rumors re-emerged pointing the proverbial whiff of sulphur at recently discovered Blair Harley Street medical records circa 1990 which show that one Anthony Charles Lynton Blair underwent a successful vasectomy operation to spare his wife any further gestation embarassments.

And in a surprising twist this latest revelation has led to a dallying tryst between wife Cherry Bush QC and the latest embattled bungs-for-peerages row arrestee Christopher Bung Evans, founder of Merlin Bioscams, which started soon after the 1997 UK general election...

An enormous amount of Downing Street cover-up activitiy since the birth of young leo Blair in May 2000 then led to the eventuall downfall of former Home Secretary David Blunkett who had to resign after admitting ownership of substantial shareholdings in a commercial DNA-testing laboratory which was involved in a bidding war for official UK government contracts.

Both Blunkett and the lab eventually went down the pan.....while Bung Evans remained tight-lipped and coughed up his contribution to the Party's 2001 war chest as directed.

As the cops' noose tightens on the bungs-for-peerages row, senior Downing Street aides are reported to be utterly livid that the long-threatened official police interview under caution of the PM has so far failed to take place and that persistent rumors all suggest that the morning of his seminal address to the Party next Tuesday is the favored projected date for that fateful knock on the door.

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