Written by j.w.
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Topics: Gay, Scotland, UKIP

Friday, 17 May 2013

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Up your ASS!

Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland.

Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with tradition and rename UKIP as the Anglo-Saxon Society(ASS).'

This new name fits neatly with the Gay Marriage policy which ASS (formerly known as UKIP) is adopting.

Alex Salmon, Scottish Chief, told an audience in Aberdeen that Nigel Farrago's ASS was no longer welcome in Scotland 'It is about time the Anglo-Saxon's left us alone. Now just one kiss in Glasgow has turned Farrago in a little Englander.'

Tossing the Caber hero of the Scottish Highlands Bruce MacTavish spoke to our reporter in Scotland saying 'I am glad to see the back of ASS, now I can put my caber where it belongs. To demonstrate my views about Farrago I want Scotland to adop the slogan Up Your Ass!'

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