In a small article buried in between the adverts for fur lined microwave booties and comfy corduroy slacks in this months Grey Express, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) has said that the elderly should hand back their benefits money. Of this IDS has said 'um, well only if you wan't too, you don't have to but it would be nice'
Beryl 68 of Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, has said on the Grey Expresses Facebook page that 'he can get fucked if he thinks I'm handing back my pittance, I've got my bus pass even if I don't use it see our George drives me everywhere. And as for me heating allowance we have solar panels but the extra comes in handy for the Christmas spread'
The accompanying photo of IDS dressed as Robin Hood taken c1980 in his acid days, would be a flitting tribute if the money went to the poor and needy, but in an exclusive to The Spoof it turns out that it will go to fund next years Conservative gala. The e-mail leaked to us by a work experience student states that 'current fiscal constraints means that we need to find new monetary donors for the jolly next year, pensions returns???'
At the time of writing, no comment was available from the party, and the whereabouts of the work experience student have yet to be determined.