The Daily Mail is being praised by many for its contribution to uniting the Radical Left in Britain. This seemingly impossible task, clearly influenced by a special Iron Lady Spell, has made comrades of people who normally would cross the road rather than signify any acquaintance.
'It is extraordinary' said a disguised Free Radical Rascal, who is helping with the Ding Dong events to celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher 'I have never seen so many people emerging, who I had long thought dead, they are even smiling at me and want to add their weight to the Free Radical Rascals.'
There have been defections from the Regime and countries like Cuba are calling for the arming of the FRR. But United Nations Secretary General Whu He declared that 'arming the Rascals would be against the UN Peace effort to bring about peace talks between the Rascals and the Tory Regime.'
In an effort to get a response the UN initiative from the FRR Spoof reporters have been on the trail of various people but rumours of spokespeople 'disappearing' due to 'Thatcher Spells' are rife and no one will talk any more.
However we were shown a secret weapon being stored by the FRR at a location we have sworn to keep secret. It was hard to work out what it was - all we know it is labelled in large letters with the single word LAUGHTER!