A UK man, whose name shall not be mentioned because this spoof is to slippery to mention too, was taken to hospital with a jellied eel stuck up his rear end.
He claimed the eel got stuck up there whilst he sat down after bending down to suck up his cockles and winkles that he dropped mistakingly in front of other cockles and winkles eaters; very fishy.
The eel did not survive to tell the story and after a junior doctor in the emergency ward removed it, he fainted. After several days of recovering from the shocking experience, the man has promised never to drop his cockles and winkles again whilst receiving jellied eels from behind.
In the same ward, a man had a live eel removed from his anus, but this had nothing to do with the jellied eel because he preferred the non-jellied, stiffer version.
In response to heavy demand, eel producers are now producing a live jellied eel breed that can survive any form of combustion caused by devouring eels at the wrong end and is guaranteed to slip out alive whilst sitting on the bog...More as we fish it!