TOPEKA Kanasas (ABSNN) - Pastor Fred Phelps, head of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church, said his congregation will spare no expense to send a delegation to the state funeral of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
"This time the signs we carry will be praising Maggie because she hated fags, Jews, Spics, and Bono," said Phelps.
"And this trip will cost our congregation a bundle too because we'll not only have to pay the airfare for the entire congregation, but we'll also have to make new signs because all of ours say biblical stuff like "God Hates Fags," God Hates Fag Enablers," God Loves Dead Marines," "Impeach Earl Warren," and "Suck My Dick You Commie Jew-boys."
Phelps said his seven-member congregation was working overtime to make 2500 signs that state "God Loves Maggie and Wants to 'Know" Her Biblically!"
"I thought that up myself," Phelps bragged.
Westboro Baptist Church is a Topeka based congregation that first came into view when they picketed the funeral of Matthew Sheppard, a young Wyoming homosexual who was lured to his death by two homophobic cowboys. Since then, Westboro Baptist Church has excelled in disrupting the funerals of fallen warriors in the US and Canada though only God knows why.