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Wednesday, 10 April 2013

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Pint tumbler of gin and bitters carefully airbrushed out ahead of her funeral

London - The old despot's last moments have been revealed after CCTV footage was published by the Ritzz Crackers Motel where she was holed up pending another, er, comeback.

Mrs T, who died on Monday morning, is pictured with a pint tumbler of gin and bitters reading a story on her tablet from satire website The Spoof.

A close-up shows the article's 'Thatcher: better dead than read' headline in what's thought to be a parody on her lifelong double act with Jimmy Savile RIP.

US broadcasters were quick to latch on to the motel footage, posting photos of the ex-PM in a bear hug with Savile whose sordid sexploits have only just come to light.

The pair celebrated a reported eleven Christmases and New Years together at the Prime Minister's official Chequers retreat.

Conspiracy theorists specializing in Tory Party cover-ups have pointed to the dearth of information about paedo Savile whose 60-year reign of horror has only just come to light.

"Someone made sure Saint Jimmy became and stayed a national treasure," a motel bellhop said today.

"Wanna see pics of Maggie with Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs slumming it out at the Buckingham Palace hot tub with Phil-the-Greek and Lord Lucan?"

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